iamthescene demands a scene thread

[iamthescene]

iamthescene is most pleased that deguello have created this most scene-worthy message board. As you all know, messageboards are the lifeblood of localmusic, and oxfordbands in particular; in fact, messageboards are far far far more important than anything else about music ever. so this is good.

HOWEVER

all good messageboardmembers know the importance of the discussion of the scene WITHIN the messageboard, and thus this messageboard NEEDS a section solely devoted to the scene. I propose that iamthescene be the instigator, moderator and leader of such a section, because iam the definitive source of knowledge and love for the scene.

iamthescene could not deliver the customary scene report this time around, as i have been extremely busy lamenting the demise of one of the most sceneful bands ever to emerge from the glorious slums of Thame Football Club - Hedroom. May their butt-ugly faces and stupid hats rest in peace uh i mean scene.

iamthescene

[thatsmyphilosophy]

i think your a cock

[carol]

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[iamthescene]

well, where's iamthescene's thread?

if you're looking for scene-talk, you morons should be visiting my new website:

www.iamthescene.com

filled with scene quizes, prize draws, pictures of verbal kink tossing the salad, and various other scene-related greatness.

iamthescene recently heard rumours that ex-members of the now defunct hedroom and the afore-mentioned salad-tossing verbal kink have formed a new super-scene group, tentatively named "the gayest thing ever". stay tuned for more hot scene gossip you morons!

iamthescene

[iamthescene]

by the way, "thatsmyphilosophy", what exactly IS your philosophy? I heard on the street that it was based on the work of creationist moron-philosopher Paley. Either that or something about jacking off dudes in the shower...which is it?

iamthescene

[thatsmyphilosophy]

Dude, get a fucking life. I'm not some faggot who goes around thinking hes the fucking business demanding his own threads for his shitty "scene" - I mean, what the fuck man? no one gives a fuck. Post something cool about deguello by all means, but leave your lame posts in your head where they belong.

Oh yeah, and my philosophy is to take no shit from gossip spreading fuckwits like you.

[iamthescene]

iamthefuckingbusiness has decided to educate you, "thatsmyphilosphy", as you clearly have no understanding of the importance of the SCENE.

1. the scene is bigger than you, but not bigger than me, because iamthescene.

2. i am the fucking business, don't you forget it.

3. whats up with calling me a "faggot", thatsmyphilosophy? does your philosophy involve killing "faggots" or just believing "faggots" to be an inferior sub-species of human?

4. you fag

iamthescene

[thatsmyphilosophy]

To answer your questions:
whats up with calling me a "faggot" thatsmyphilosophy?

- because you are a faggot

does your philosophy involve killing "faggots" or just believing "faggots" to be an inferior sub-species of human?

- no, my philosophy does not involve killing faggots, and faggots are not inferior members of our society, the term "faggot" is used as an offensive term, to describe someone homosexual. like you.

Now let me pose you some questions:

1. Why do you persist to write posts concerning "the scene" when all these oxfordshire readers want to read about Deguello?

2. Do you actually like Deguello?

3. Why do you post on so many band's forums? do you really have a broad taste in music? or are you the kid who likes to like every band so he can "fit in" with everyone?

4. What do you think gives you the right to post "well, where's iamthescene's thread?" to Deguello

5. What is the importance of your "scene"

[iamthescene]

"faggots are not inferior members of society"

can't you see the blatant hypocrisy of calling someone a "faggot" and then denying them the inferiority you've just ascribed to them? You fucking homophobic little prick.

"the term "faggot" is used as an offensive term, to describe someone homosexual. like you."

there you go, you hit the nail on the head right there. to denote someone as a "faggot" you mean to belittle them, to insult them, as if homosexuality was somehow a degenerate form of existence and can be used as a means of insult. You're calling iamthescene a "faggot" because you think it will anger me, because of course if im not a faggot, I'd be pissed off that you're calling me one, and if i WAS a faggot, I'd realise what an idiot ive been and try to amend my faggoty ways.

you little nazi piece of shit. i think i hear the BNP calling, better go sign up fag-boy.

iamthescene

ps. iamthescene has the right to demand a scene thread because Deguello, like all other oxfordbands in the oxfordscene, must bow down to the all-encompassing scene.

[thatsmyphilosophy]

"faggots are not inferior members of society"

can't you see the blatant hypocrisy of calling someone a "faggot" and then denying them the inferiority you've just ascribed to them? You fucking homophobic little prick.

"the term "faggot" is used as an offensive term, to describe someone homosexual. like you."

there you go, you hit the nail on the head right there. to denote someone as a "faggot" you mean to belittle them, to insult them, as if homosexuality was somehow a degenerate form of existence and can be used as a means of insult. You're calling iamthescene a "faggot" because you think it will anger me, because of course if im not a faggot, I'd be pissed off that you're calling me one, and if i WAS a faggot, I'd realise what an idiot ive been and try to amend my faggoty ways.


Bollocks. Just because I called you a faggot, that does not mean i see homosexuals as degenerates: even though i use the term to insult you, i insult you because i think it would cause you anger to be called a faggot if you werent. So being called a faggot is an indirect insult.

In fact, this nails it on the head: You're calling iamthescene a "faggot" because you think it will anger me, because of course if im not a faggot, I'd be pissed off that you're calling me one


So i think you should go assfuck a cop, fag boy.